We weren’t supposed to be here first,
but hey : ABRACADABRAH BITCHES ! ! !
We weren’t supposed to be here first, but hey : ABRACADABRAH BITCHES ! ! !
While everyone
was waiting for
the big reveal,
Bitches slipped
in like a shadow
at noon blocking
the sun just for
fun.

MOONLIGHT ON THE BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN ?

MORE LIKE A TOTAL ECLIPSE, BITCH!!
YOU WANTED WITCHES?

Sorry, babe,
you’re getting
the bitches
first—dropping
spells and
stealing the
scene before
the spotlight
hits.

Life as we know it is chained to the blockchain and the
chaos of code.

Yet, in our tech-frenzy, we’ve broken from the stars above and dived headfirst into digital madness.

Taproot Bitches are bound by no cycle—living chaos
inscribed on Bitcoin, forever trolling the cosmos.

 
 
Life as we know it is chained to the
blockchain and the chaos of code.

FAQ

Silly Bitch! Get your head out of your hexes and read our Bitch Manifesto!

Follow our Twitter and turn on notifications, bitches. Skip the Discord drama; we’re keeping it wild and unfiltered right here.

It’s a free mint, bitch—just cover your gas fees and shut up!

All real bitches will be listed on the collection page (coming soon).
Download a bitch, go to https://ordinalsbot.com/, Hash-check tab, and check if it has already been inscribed. Note that it doesn’t check for bitches swimming in the mempool.